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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 hours ago

J IS LORD

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J IS LORD

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 hours ago
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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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    I don’t get it. What’s wrong with a Java Industrial Standard Library Object Relational Database?

  • ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk
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    Are you sure that they didn’t mean it as “Jiz Lord”?

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      https://youtu.be/EsvfptdFXf4

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      (I think that’s the joke)

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    This implies the existence of jizz serfs

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      You’ve met my ex’s?

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    Jizz Lord

    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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      "That's the joke" Simpsons meme

    • Metostopholes@midwest.social
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      And yet the DMV wouldn’t let me get “CUMKING” smh

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    Jizzlord, came 3 days after getting poled? Well hung, massive woody? I am so sorry for these awful jokes.

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      Nailed hard, women wept for days afterward

  • adarza@lemmy.ca
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    jeremiah?

    no… he was a bullfrog.

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      JISFROG

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    Hercule?

  • Zier@fedia.io
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    [Looks down the street] Everyone run, he’s cumming!

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