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Damn, I could never be a priest, I can’t give up my weekly 1994 Toyota Corolla treat.
“with God all things are possible” Matthew 19:26
Someone doesn’t read their Bible!
Ezekiel 23:20
There are dietary laws for Catholics, specifically about fasting and abstaining from meat consumption, but they vary wildly by region. For example, Canadian Catholics are permitted to eat meat on Friday if they perform an act of charity, read the Bible, or pray more than usual. Just make sure you’re Canadian or else God will be mad.
Did jesus even know about Canada ?
I really hope “kid dick” is listed.
It probably isn’t
Wish I could get away with wearing a billowing cloak like that.
Nobody is going to stop you.
Well it’s not so much that I won’t be stopped but that I won’t get acclaim for it, I suppose.
I will spread your word but nobody will listen to me because im mentally insane. Praise machine jesus bob.
Neo did that, but he was machine jesus, so unless you’ve got a pair of sunglasses and some woah!'s handy, you might just want to stick to the latex
Ah, my woahs are in my other jeans.
The struggle is real
Pfft that’s why you’re a lesser religion!
He can eat the 1993 and 1995 Corollas though
Father David Michael? Never trust someone with two first names.
skill issue
Can’t have sex with it either.
