• Randomgal@lemmy.ca
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    7 days ago

    If you care about this, you’re not showering properly. You’re supposed to be clean mfer

  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6 days ago

    Who cares? I just washed them, they’re clean. Do women have a second pussy towel or something?

    But also yeah, start at top, he’s right.

  • a9cx34udP4ZZ0@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    If you just took a shower and your balls are still “dirty” your problem isn’t the order in which you dry yourself.

    If you can take a shower like a functional adult, it turns out skin is skin and wiping water off your ballsack is fundamentally identical to wiping water off the back of your hand.

  • zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
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    7 days ago

    There isn’t anything special about your balls that makes them dirtier than the rest of your body. You’ve just washed them. They’re clean.

  • eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    6 days ago

    Why is this gendered? I use the same towel on my cooch as my face after I shower, I would be pretty impressed by the dedication to doing laundry of someone who has a specialized crotch-drying towel.

  • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6 days ago

    The secret is to use the towel to dry one’s nether regions after washing them, not before.

    By the way, it applies to women as much as to men.

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      6 days ago

      You also just start from the head and go down to finish with your feet. (I know how that sounds lol)

      Like it’s basic drying stuff… no?

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          6 days ago

          That’s what a floor mat is for. They make them in towel fabric so you don’t slip and the floor doesn’t get wet and slippery.

      • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        6 days ago

        The point being that if one needs to at the end go back up to the face to make sure everything is perfect, one needs not worry about the possibility of that meaning one is rubbing one’s face on ball-sweat.

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          6 days ago

          I mean at the end of the day, if you washed yourself well, you don’t need to worry about anything. It’s should be clean. ^^

      • SirQuack@feddit.nl
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        6 days ago

        Not just drying, also for cleaning. You don’t pick up the dirt from the floor, just to add more whilst cleaning the table.

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    6 days ago

    There are way dirtier things being done in a bedroom or playing outside sports. Why does it matter if you are clean? Why is a woman asking that silly question like as if we don’t kiss the mouth of someone who just gargle them balls

  • Anegro_Montoya@sh.itjust.works
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    7 days ago

    No seperate towel. Clean your balls in the shower and even if you keep them sucked into your anus all day, which is bad for both organs so don’t leave em in for long, you can clean the most gnarly of sacks. My point is clean them.

  • Glytch@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    I wash my balls at least as much as I watch my face, why would I have a problem with drying both with the same towel?

    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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      7 days ago

      I honestly bet my balls get more washing than my face.

      My hair doesn’t behave well, so if I’m not wearing a hat I jump in the shower and give it a quick wash. I never get out of the shower without giving the pits and balls a quick lather.

      Generally I also shower in the evenings kind of regardless of the morning routine.

  • satans_methpipe@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    The ass/taint/balls combo get a good patting down, then if I have time I’ll stand over a box fan for the ultimate dry.

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    7 days ago

    Plebs using towels? What is this? Caveman times?

    My sexy robot servants blow me.