Trust your dog. He barks, you shoot.
Bad advice. My mom’s dog has bad separation anxiety. She’d have to start blasting every time she leaves home or goes from the car to the grocery store…
Exactly. Also, I had a racist dog one time. I don’t really trust their judgement.
I have a sexist dog. She hates all men other than me.
That’s pretty common. My cat is like that. My hamster was a lady but also a misogynist.
Maybe I’m just a terrible parent.
… 🤔 … maybe we will double check first.
If I shot everyone my dog barks at, I’d be committing genocide. This motherfucker barks at every single person that walks by the house. Yet, as soon as the doors open, she’s their best friend. WHAT IS SHE BARKING FOR?!?!
She’s inviting them in.
And always aim for the brain.
No. Aim for the arms and legs joints. The brain cpu is encased in a titanium skull.
What if it’s liquid metal?!
Gunshot and acid
More than the facial hair and longer curly hair, I think the chain really sells it
It learned that linked metal pieces are a thing which human persons adorn themselves with.
I wanna be adorned
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It’s getting wild out here.
It’s like someone instructed him to smile and that’s the best he could come up with.
This is btw real lol
This gives me the big cringe
This is mostly lighting. Changing from a colder light to a warmer light does wonders.
Now he looks like he had a failed music career.
He’s been smoking way too much meat.
Eating the sweet ray babies
Bro looks like Logan Paul
Zark Fuckerberg
Zuck Fatberg
Looks like he got sober
One strange looking guy 😆
The Zuck is most effective at CQC. If he gets within 15 ft of you without your gun ready, you’re dead.
Is that chemotherapy hair, or does hair get curly on its own sometimes?
it’s a filter/photoshop, that picture is not real
edit: to be fair, the hair wasn’t altered that much but the beard was just slapped on https://www.today.com/popculture/mark-zuckerberg-photoshopped-beard-rcna148770
