Lifelong? You could of set that up at any time!
As someone into this, you have to find men who are respectful enough to stop if things are moving too fast or you’re not lubed up enough yet, and that’s difficult for a bunch of different but interrelated reasons, one of them just being that finding multiple trustworthy people is just statistically less likely than finding one trustworthy person even before you factor in gender dynamics.
I’ve noticed even the most sexually respectful men have at least a tiny pain kink, even if it’s just a little bit of an “oof” or squeak from going in too hard or fast because it makes them feel like their dick is bigger. 90% of the time that’s not really a problem (and sometimes you really do just want to get fucking pounded and feel that stretch so it works out for everybody) but a first DP really needs to be taken slow. And that’s even just from a logistics standpoint and even if you’ve practiced with dildos because you can put a dildo at any angle you damn well please but a dick is attached to a wholeass person that has their own comfort needs including what angles can be held and for how long.
So you need to find men you trust enough to not get carried away and be constantly checking in even nonverbally that your body is relaxed and you’re not wincing or moaning in the wrong way despite the fact that they’re doing this absolutely wild and taboo act and it’s hard to find one guy like that, and generally men that care that much about your wellbeing are also the men who are staying around for a long-term relationship, and THOSE men are almost to a man monogamous. So you can almost definitely find one guy that’s willing to go slow enough for anal to be enjoyable, or to insert a dildo into your vagina or anus while also fucking you but the guys who are respectful enough for that to actually be enjoyable are rarely the ones who want to share. Last time I was even in a threeway it was the dude that wound up getting doubled so like.
This
guygal fucks.A shocking number of women are just absolute fucking freaks once you remove the consequences of being a freak, namely both intentional and unintentional physical injury, but also social consequences and unwanted pregnancy. Because I’m so open about this kind of thing I actually get a lot of women asking for advice on stuff like anal or restraints. Those women are out there, and dare I say even common, they just have to feel safe enough to let that shit out. When you make sure it’s completely her choice and she knows you’ll do everything in your power to make sure it doesn’t hurt and she’ll have the utmost privacy and won’t be forced to carry an unwanted pregnancy you might be shocked what many women will even ask to do.
TL;DR: all the weird dudes throughout history just running hogwild with rampant control / domination fetishes primarily distributed through religious extremism ruined sex for the rest of you. I was raised by fundies and a buuunch of them are hiding some pretty wild kinks under all that Bible thumping. The dude who was advocating for mutilating baby penises and made most of his money selling breakfast cereal also invented a special chair for blasting several gallons of yogurt up your butt over the course of just a few minutes, and somehow all in the name of sexual purity.
Damn, reading this makes me feel lucky to be part of a kink/sex community that has a lot of respectful guys. I wanna do it but I’ve not done anal even, so we shall see.
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It’s mostly me cussing out the government for not paying me or my coworkers enough to really provide good mental health care and weird historical and multicultural funeral traditions. Sometimes there’s some overlap though, like in some parts of the world its customary to hire strippers for funerals.
Currently smashing that like button
I mean my comment history has a bunch of shit like this. The potato starch one was copypasta worthy imo but no, I’m still waiting for algorithm-senpai to notice me. Here’s something similar though.
Damn, I didn’t expect to get this insightful knowledge about womens takes on DP today!
it’s ok the 50+ other people did
It’s “could have”, amigo. Never, ever “could of”
Wait, unless you want to say “Could ‘of’ be the word you’re looking for?”
Ok in that one case. But that needs the little quote mark thingies. So no, never, ever “could of”
I could of course say this as well. It’s clearer with additional punctuation like “I could, of course, […]”, but I don’t think the comma-free version is technically incorrect (anymore, if it ever was).
Excellent example!
I’m wracking my brains trying to think of another but I think you got the best one!
Obvious troll is obvious
Man’s helping you not look stupid and you’re calling him a troll, amigo.
that depends on their definition of double penetration
is it two holes at once?
or is it two dicks in one hole?
the latter is significantly more difficult and for a lot of people requires training to do safely
DP = ass and vag
DAP = two dicks in ass
DVP = two dicks in vag
DVD = digital video disk
She is pondering to her male fanbase. Edit: *pandering
Mood.
She was getting two vaccinations.
Fair enough. My lifelong dream is to have sex.
I don’t care about sex. I just want to be loved.
🤔
You’re username suggests otherwise.
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Keep dreaming bro, it’s been 2 centuries but it’s juuuuuust around the corner
Sarcasm apart, I also defend anarchism by being serious. But can’t help the sarcasm part, if I keep it to myself my head will explode.
it’s been 2 centuries
Glances at the number of revolutionary struggles and the resulting downfall of colonial governments in that time
Not bad, but we can do better.
Cia intensely enters the chat
NSA agents reassigned to new case
I mean, me too, but I’ll settle for the double penetration.
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No need to be so jealous and insecure bro, just because you’re not getting fucked doesn’t mean you’re a lesser human being or less valid as a person. We don’t measure human worth in penis.
Hmm, I’m trying to imagine measuring my worth with my penis. Like, if worth was a linear distance I could be like “I’m worth seven penises!”
I’ll give you 7 dongs for this!
Yikes
Somebody’s jealous
Honestly I don’t think anyone who is happy with their sex life is invested in how other people’s sex life is.
Looking at the homophobic crowd.
I bet your fun at parties.
His wife is.
Eww go back to Reddit
I wish I saw this before it got removed lmfao
I can still see it. Disclaimer, I do not agree with any of what the commenter says. The comment is as follows:
“Well I hope she enjoys being a slut while she can because she sure ain’t getting healthcare for the STDs she gonna catch.”
Some people are just ignorant, like the person who wrote that comment.
Thanks for the context! :D
Lemmy instances usually have a public modlog, you can look it up if you like
Ohhhh interesting, thanks for the information! I’m going to check if there is any way to enable that on the Eternity app (Infinity for Lemmy - fork of Infinity for Reddit). :D
I hope you find a way to become a better person, because at the moment you are scum