This is what we did before unions, Elon. I mean, he’s not smart, just rich.
Before unions were a thing, if a workforce wanted a raise, it was traditional to say “hey boss, give us a raise, or we’ll burn your fucking factory down”
True Americans know this.
If this starts a spat of CEO killings, most people will just continue sipping their tea.
I dunno.
I might go grab a bottle of champagne or something. Maybe indulge in a nice bit of cheese to go with it.
Champagne and cheese company CEOs conflicted.
No one is going to be gunning down the CEO of Cabbot.
Not like it affects your average person. Probably improves things a little bit if anything.
Something, something…good guy with a gun. I get it now!
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He’s right. It’s heroic. 👑
is this the same elon musk that’s been rapidly expanding his security detail? he seems awfully scared to me
Water the tree of liberty with the blood of the tyrant
I started writing a song about a year ago that started, “have you ever noticed how no one has assassinated Elon Musk?” I need to get off my arse (and write the song, I mean).
I’m right there with you homie. I’m working on getting meds rn
This psycho killer has already done more for health care than Biden.
They will no longer limit anestesia during surgeries.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CKti7QixnJI&pp=ygUNUHN5Y2hvIGtpbGxlcg%3D%3D
It’s this real? Like… Even for Elon this is pretty pathetic and disconnected.
i’ve just been through his xitter page, and i couldn’t find it
No, it was so wine else who said this.
Wished the tweet was real, that would be one for the history books.
Greetings and salutations fellow children, I have come to impart a message from myself, your peer.
(Except that has too many syllables for the real Elon)
Doesn’t even care about his own daughter, but one of the Greedy Gang gets murked and suddenly it’s morals time.
adding “it’s morals time” to my personal vocal soundboard ty
i hope he’s next
Too bad it isn’t a real tweet.
that brain bug ended up brainwashing the head of state of that federation in one of the sequels