Make like a tree, and get the fuck out
People in glass houses sink ships
Whatever bursts your boat.
Make like a banana and leave.
😂 best one so far
That’s a really tough nut to swallow
Lmao
You won.
Does the pope shit in the woods?
But nobody is around to smell it, does it have an odor?
A bird in the hand is worth its weight in gold.
Icarus flew too close to the man in the moon.
Find a penny, pick it up. Would you like some making fuck?
BERSERKER!
Outstanding, friend. Got a laugh out of me.
i’n not the brightest bulb in the shed, but i sure am the sharpest!
I had a boss who said:
“You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t suck his ass to make him drink.”
I… I just… Can’t.You’re barking up the wrong metaphor
one of my favourites is “the sharpest bulb in the box”
It’s like finding a needle in a camel’s back
She looks like she’s been through the run of the mill
You made my day, now you have to sleep in it
You can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a butchers ass, but I’d rather take the bulls word for it.
What the fuck is this from? I know this quote; the unflipped one
Tommy Boy.
Thanks. That was making my brain itchy.
Me when I say I’ll meet new people: we’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.
From the TV show Angel.
Harmony, vampire ex-cheerleader
“You’re preaching to the horse’s mouth!”
