I think I need to call ICE and turn myself in. I’m from somewhere like Barbados, New Zealand, Uruguay or Italy…I’ve been living in the US for sooooo long that my English is practically perfect. Please deport me. My home country misses my economic contributions.
Uruguay it is then! Please threaten to send me to a country that has 98% renewable energy and a haven for all things open source. I just might be able to survive with my limited knowledge of Esperanto!
YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS FREE TRAVEL HACK coming to TikTok soon
yes please deport me to a place with healthcare.
Been living in the US for so long that I pronounce buoy like a complete psychopath.
It seems like a real waste to put all those vowels in words just to ignore them.
Well you can fuck off to the back of the queue, bouy
We took them from the Welsh, gotta find somewhere to stick them.
Sounds like the brain damage has set in. Run child, save yourself!!
How to get a free flight (100% foolproof trick)
SLPT: Not an immigrant? Can’t afford to flee the country? Try getting deported by pretending to be a migrant!
I just hope i never get deported to texas.
I’ve never lived there, but still.Part of the dystopian horror is learning they don’t care where you came from, and often will deposit you right into the hands of human traffickers.
And they’ll lock foreign-looking American citizens in a room with no contact and no lawyer and say You have forty-eight hours to prove your citizenship. Good luck. Followed by deportation as above. So no, your birth certificate in a hospital in San Diego will not help you.
And between those places are the detention centers that are packed at over double maximum safe occupancy, which get super dirty and super infected, and the ICE troopers / PSCs would beat the crap out of people for fun.
Some of the scary bits of the German Reich concentration camp program are already happening here in the US.
I don’t know if you know this…Shitposting is a way of blowing off stress.
I get that a lot. I am, however, against ostriching.
> go to the US as a traveler from eastern europe > get caught by ice > claim you're a french canadian, your accent is actually just an even weirder french > get deported > free asylum in canadaukranian you say?
I don’t get the post. I don’t think there are illegal immigrants from Italy or new Zealand in the USA.
The joke is that OP is not actually undocumented, but wants to turn themselves in to get the free flight to these travel destinations.
Thanks for explaining the joke.
Jokes on him when they put him in a cage and forget about him
Almost everything that could be wrong or mistaken is in this comment. I respect the fail.
I ain’t American. I had to search what ICE meant.
ICE = Intensive Cubism Experience
Fuckers absolutely hate Picasso
That’s an ICE:
That’s a damn nice looking train.
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