Fartland.
Dumbfuckistan
South Canada.
North Mexico
The United States of Moronica
no offense to actual morons intended
None taken.
Idiocracy
Christland
Still the same guy, but the Firesign Theater suggested decades ago that the country be called Vespucciland.
And yeah, we name everything else after people’s last names.
oligarchistan
Whatever the Cherokee word for “stolen land” is.
Or, you know, the thousands of other languages that existed.
Sorry, distilling everything indigenous down to the Cherokee is a pet peeve of mine.
Truly the English specialty: stealing stuff from other people.
Fuckwitistan might be prudent after the russian takeover.
The States of Northern Mexico
Northern Lands of g.u.l.f. (= greedy unelected lying fascists)
Formally: Jeb!
Informally: Jebland
Dialectical variant of English: Jeblish
Collective name for the people of Jebland: JebaneseI’m kidding of course. We all know the process to rename the U.S. would be taken over by the wealthy and we’d wind up named HCH (Human Capital Holdings), LLC, a shell corporation/nation that is jointly owned by Blackrock, Vanguard, and State Street.
Please clap.
Rename it to Mexico. Then the whole gulf of mexico situation is fixed.
A vast amount of it used to be Mexico.
