The Bada Bing Republic
The incorporated states of Northern America ltd.
Han Dynasty would be funny, not least because it doesn’t solve the problem
There’s also the Prince joke “Land formally known as USA”
Needs to be named first.
Mississippiland
Dumbfuckistan
Fartland.
South Canada.
North Mexico
The United States of Moronica
no offense to actual morons intended
None taken.
Idiocracy
Whatever the Cherokee word for “stolen land” is.
Or, you know, the thousands of other languages that existed.
Sorry, distilling everything indigenous down to the Cherokee is a pet peeve of mine.
Truly the English specialty: stealing stuff from other people.
Spain owned more
Still the same guy, but the Firesign Theater suggested decades ago that the country be called Vespucciland.
And yeah, we name everything else after people’s last names.
Christland
oligarchistan
