cursed cuisine
West Virginia
Country roads, take me the hell away from here.
As anyone who has ever set foot in that shithole can attest
My colorblindness makes it look like concrete to me.
I bet you wouldn’t be able to taste the difference ™️
Much, much saltier than concrete.
You’ve not from West Virginia if you never lived in West Virginia
That looks a lot like ground and congealed SPAM.
1950s cuisine. Stick some carrots in there for decoration.
Yeah, and suspend it in some savory gelatin.
While on benzedrine. Happy days.
Can I just have the Benzedrine and pass on the rest? It suppresses my appetite anyway.
Yes you can, but you will miss out on an overdose of Vitamine A sweety.
I’ll have a carrot
And here is the site that started the modern world down that road of horror all the way back in the late 1990s: https://lileks.com/institute/gallery/index.html
Where’s the food crimes comm when you need it?
In America? Just be thankful there’s not Velveeta and ketchup on it.
So that’s the ham pie Amanda was talking about
TIL James Taylor has a song called “Country Road.”
It is not about West Virginia.
I see lots of references to John Denver, Country Roads, but I present:
“Bye, bye Miss Bologna Pie”
Doc saw my arteries, said I would die…
May I suggest:
Doc took one look at my arteries and started to cry
Them surgery boys pumped propofol now I’m high
Singin’ this’ll be the day that I die…
No but I know when it’s time to keep my shoes on and go home
The finger imprints in bottom left make this visual much more striking.
Why not use liverwurst at that point? I guess it’s guaranteed gout.
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This is not a thing.
We like pepperoni rolls and sausage biscuits.
Not. This.
Thats a load of baloney!
