Lifelong? You could of set that up at any time!
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This
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Damn, reading this makes me feel lucky to be part of a kink/sex community that has a lot of respectful guys. I wanna do it but I’ve not done anal even, so we shall see.
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter
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Currently smashing that like button
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Damn, I didn’t expect to get this insightful knowledge about womens takes on DP today!
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It’s “could have”, amigo. Never, ever “could of”
Wait, unless you want to say “Could ‘of’ be the word you’re looking for?”
Ok in that one case. But that needs the little quote mark thingies. So no, never, ever “could of”
I could of course say this as well. It’s clearer with additional punctuation like “I could, of course, […]”, but I don’t think the comma-free version is technically incorrect (anymore, if it ever was).
Excellent example!
I’m wracking my brains trying to think of another but I think you got the best one!
Obvious troll is obvious
Man’s helping you not look stupid and you’re calling him a troll, amigo.
that depends on their definition of double penetration
is it two holes at once?
or is it two dicks in one hole?
the latter is significantly more difficult and for a lot of people requires training to do safely
DP = ass and vag
DAP = two dicks in ass
DVP = two dicks in vag
DVD = digital video disk
She is pondering to her male fanbase. Edit: *pandering
Mood.
She was getting two vaccinations.
Fair enough. My lifelong dream is to have sex.
I don’t care about sex. I just want to be loved.
🤔
You’re username suggests otherwise.
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Keep dreaming bro, it’s been 2 centuries but it’s juuuuuust around the corner
Sarcasm apart, I also defend anarchism by being serious. But can’t help the sarcasm part, if I keep it to myself my head will explode.
it’s been 2 centuries
Glances at the number of revolutionary struggles and the resulting downfall of colonial governments in that time
Not bad, but we can do better.
Cia intensely enters the chat
NSA agents reassigned to new case
I mean, me too, but I’ll settle for the double penetration.
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No need to be so jealous and insecure bro, just because you’re not getting fucked doesn’t mean you’re a lesser human being or less valid as a person. We don’t measure human worth in penis.
Hmm, I’m trying to imagine measuring my worth with my penis. Like, if worth was a linear distance I could be like “I’m worth seven penises!”
I’ll give you 7 dongs for this!
Yikes
Somebody’s jealous
Honestly I don’t think anyone who is happy with their sex life is invested in how other people’s sex life is.
Looking at the homophobic crowd.
I bet your fun at parties.
His wife is.
Eww go back to Reddit
I wish I saw this before it got removed lmfao
I can still see it. Disclaimer, I do not agree with any of what the commenter says. The comment is as follows:
“Well I hope she enjoys being a slut while she can because she sure ain’t getting healthcare for the STDs she gonna catch.”
Some people are just ignorant, like the person who wrote that comment.
Thanks for the context! :D
Lemmy instances usually have a public modlog, you can look it up if you like
Ohhhh interesting, thanks for the information! I’m going to check if there is any way to enable that on the Eternity app (Infinity for Lemmy - fork of Infinity for Reddit). :D
I hope you find a way to become a better person, because at the moment you are scum
