Handegg, obviously.
I love this. But I feel like Handoval might go over better
Gets a bribe from fifa, “we need to change the name of this sportsing”
For a moment I thought he was having a rare moment of clarity, but no, he was having a common moment of corruption
Trump has always been hurt that he couldn’t buy a sports team. He tried to buy the Buffalo Bills years ago but it failed.
And the reason he couldn’t have a team? Because all the other rich owners, the guys whose club he so desperately wants to be a part of, hate his guts, and want nothing to do with him, so they’ve iced him out of pro team ownership for DECADES.
No it was because they suspected he had mob ties and was lying about his wealth.
That’s definitely PART of the reason they hate him, although you could probably say the same things about most of those owners.
I think a bigger reason is that he’s just a massive Putz, and nobody can stand to be around him unless they absolutely have to. They don’t want to have him in the owners suite on draft day, running his big mouth, demanding loyalty and respect from everybody, etc. The guy sucks ALL the oxygen from every room he enters, and narcissistic billionaires aren’t real big on sharing the spotlight, especially with a massive dickhead like Trump.
They can approve a guy they like, or Trump. Anyone would choose the friend.
The NFL just needs to invent a peace prize and present it to Trump, then he’ll immediately change his tune and start insisting that FIFA changes their terminology to Soccer.
Omg. Did he say this after getting his participation trophy from FIFA?
Of course he did
American forward-pass Rugby
I feel like that doesn’t resolve the problem that American Football has.
This is America - we don’t solve problems, we just ignore them
You’re not ignoring it by changing the name, either.
This is america
It would be so fucking funny if this is the last straw for Americans and they finally rise up.
Supposedly, a lot of “real Americans” ditched the NFL the last few years. He might need to go after NASCAR and NHL too.
Just call what the NFL plays soccer. Then use football for the actual game with ⚽
Ah yes maximum chaos
Oh yeah think of all the “soccer? I barely knew 'er” jokes we could make
Wait until you learn what football players can get away with
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I’ve been calling it ‘stupid’ for some time and never really get any cogent pushback. Sports!
National Stupid Football League, or NSFL for short!
National Stupid Football League,
May I suggest “National Stupid Football Workgroup” ? Just because the short-hand …
NSFL sometimes stands for “not safe for life” but either is fine with me.
So he had a meeting with a soccer player then?
They gave him a peace prize. The FIFA Peace Prize smh
Maybe we should have some people from SI give him something, so that the US will ditch those stupid units. He’s got a peace prize and a jet, so something else… How about a gold helicopter with AI in it? We could have the tail rotor fitted with LEDs some it’ll spell out TRUMP when flying. If we better make it good enough, maybe he’ll have ICE pickup anybody using feet or fahrenheit.
Football player
I knew that it was controversial as I typed it. You right,
The ball is oval. They just need to restrict the age of players to 13-19 years old then they could call it “Ovalteen”. That’s gold Gerry! That’s gold!
I think people put too much weight on his ramblings. He doesn’t actually plan on this. He’s just schmoozing.
Hand Egg
NFL becomes NHL, so we need a new name for hockey.
Hockey sticks moving the puck resemble brooms sweeping, so we could call it “Brooms,” which leaves us with either NBA or MLB, so we need a new name for Basketball and/or Baseball.
Baseball could be called stickball, taking MLS so ‘soccer’ would need a new… Hey, that actually works out.
Major League Football (MLF)
I love MLFs
No, no. MLS becomes the NFL so there’s no confusion that it’s football.
Curling would like a word
What is a “hockey” anyway
NHL will have to rename to National Blade Association (NBA), so we have to come up with something new for Basketball.
Basketball was invented using peach baskets. So the NBA will have to become the National Fruitball League (NFL)
Basketballs are round, so maybe just National Roundball Association, or NRA.
I have unironically called basketball roundball for over 3 decades.
Sports are practically a religion in this country and I hate religion.
Canadians will fucking kill you deader then dead lol
And apologize the whole time they are doing it.
😭
Floor egg.
turn the NFL to NHEL, case closed.
Lycra Rugby
He was denied an ownership deal to a football team a long time ago and he’s just getting revenge. That’s what tin pot dictators do. There’s also another thing they usually do…
I think he was just giving a soccer peace prize by FIFA, this is just him doing one of his favors back, lol.
When he dies im gonna throw a party. I hate parties. But I hate him more
I hope he gets something like pancreatic cancer and suffers for a few months.
Explosive bowel syndrome
I’d love to see locked in syndrome after his next stroke. And may the good lord bless him with long life after that.
The NFL doesn’t need to drop the word “football” entirely, they just need to be more specific so there’s no confusion. They could change their name to “Non-Soccer Football League”, or NSFL for short.
😒 NFL football
🤩 NSFW football
😒 NSFL football
I’m trying to think what NSFW football would be like. They have some very NSFW wrestling videos out there.
The LFL (Lingerie Football League) was pretty close. Apparently they’re reviving it
Yeah, that was pretty soft. I guess it was not suitable for many workplaces, but not universally so.
Non-foot non-ball football league
Sometimes-Foot-But-Mostly-Hands Ball-Related Running And Tumbling League
They can just call it American Football like everyone already does.
NAFL or whatever, if you really need an acronym. No one calls the Bundesliga BL.
National 30.48cm Ball League
So many NSFL events in schools all year, that big annual NSFL event in a bowl watched my millions, all the advertisers sponsoring NSFL stuff, etc.
Or Not Safe For Life
I think that’s apt
tbitbh
Grid Iron League Football
Bruh
So thats why FIFA awarded him a peace price award that they made just for him and after this they asked him if he could force the NFL to use another name?🤣 brilliant.
I knew there’d be something. Bingo bongo.
National Bingo Bongo League? NBBL? It has a ring to it.
Hey, that wasn’t even intentional. Accidental genius.
